May 2013
Watchghost-anus:
Gooses and geeses
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Rappers who publicly support gay marriage
ibetmittromney:
Kanye West
Jay-Z
Nicki Minaj
50 Cent
Lil B
A$AP Rocky
Fat Joe
Queen Latifah
Please stop fucking acting like Macklemore is this special snowflake for being a rapper who supports gay marriage. I know yall love to pretend that black people are homophobes, so obviously the music we make must be homophobic, but that is bullshit and Wacklemore is not the first rapper to...
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
heart:
heart:
heart:
can i throw away everything in justin bieber’s closet? his clothes are foul.
update: i cannot throw away everything in justin bieber’s closet due to the fact that he’s in it
at least i make myself laugh tbh
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
artieshaw:
me when i pass a mirror
lordfarsquaad:
When im dead my new email will be imnot@live.com
artieshaw:
mood swings
